Sales Systems For Service-Based Business Owners
Sales While You're Sleeping. At Soccer Practice. Making Sourdough. On School Pick-Up. At The Dinner Table. Away For A Week. In The Garden. Not Thinking About It.
Not a slogan. Not passive income nonsense.
A machine, with parts, that we build and hand you the keys to.
Hi There, We're The Funnel Co
Sales Engine Builders
Not An Agency
A Few Humans, Thirty-Four Agents
Allergic To Busywork
Built By Operators, Not Marketers
We build the machine that does your selling. Not a tidier version of the mess you're already in, not a colour-coded dashboard, and not another course you'll never finish. The offer that's worth buying, the funnel that carries her through, the traffic that fills it, and the automation that handles her afterwards. Built once, then running while you sleep.
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You Don't Need The Whole Engine Yet
Start with one part. Templates, generators, and guided builds you can buy today, use tonight, and bolt the rest on when you're ready.
Everything Still Comes Back To You
It doesn't have to. Done with you or done for you, we build the whole machine, hand you the keys, and stay on if you want us to.
Your AI Sounds Like Everyone Else's
Because it's been fed nothing. Your voice, your offers, and your methodology go in first. That's the AI Brand Brain, and it's the step everyone skips.
The Funnel Checker · Free · Two Minutes
Why Isn't It Selling?
You built the thing. It's good. Almost nobody is buying it, and you've been guessing at why for months.
Put your numbers in. We run them against the five parts of a sales engine and tell you which one is missing. Not a vibe. A part, with a name, and the thing to do about it.
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About
I'm Lauren Krepp
I Build Sales Engines for Women Who'd Rather Be Doing Something Else
I'm the founder and CEO of The Funnel Co. The we is real, there's a team behind it, and I'm the one who decides what we build and why.
Here's what we don't do. We don't hand you a colour-coded dashboard, a content calendar, and a tidier version of the mess you're already in. There are plenty of people selling you that and some of them are very good at it. Tidy doesn't pay you.
We build the engine. The offer that's worth buying, the funnel that carries her through, the traffic that fills it, and the follow-up that handles her afterwards. Four parts, connected, running whether or not you're at your desk.
The reason we can build it in weeks instead of months is that our agents do the building. That's not a claim about the future, it's how the work gets made here now, and it's why I run an agency doing full builds and still finish before dinner.
I do this from five acres in the Perth Hills, mostly with a sourdough starter on the bench. Not as a lifestyle flex. As the point. The women who are doing less are making more, and I'd rather show you than tell you.
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